Welcome to my website
This website is being served by the Devastator, a Dell R630 somewhere in a cold, dark bedroom in Minnesota.
AI services are unfortunately currently down due to loss of compute resources. This will be resolved in the coming months.
Fun facts:
Currently capable of serving approximately 10000 requests per second without any dedicated cache plugins.
Since being commissioned into service the Devastator has had an uptime percentage of approximately 98%, with the only times of extended downtime being due to power outages, curtesy of Xcel